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THIS IS ME
"Is it 'hi' or 'hey'?"
My name's El and I'm just a girl from that country called Canada.
I solemnly swear I am up to no good.
May the odds be ever in your favour.
With guns hidden under our petticoats.
A hopeless wanderer; give me love.
Also, superheroes, minions, and Pirates of the Caribbean.
“The truth is, I pretend to be a cynic, but I am really a dreamer who is terrified of wanting something she may never get.”
- Joanna Hoffman
*hears noises at night*:
well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*:
I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*:
I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*:
here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*:
don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*:
great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*:
I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*:
shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary