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"Is it 'hi' or 'hey'?"

My name's El and I'm just a girl from that country called Canada.

I solemnly swear I am up to no good.
May the odds be ever in your favour.
With guns hidden under our petticoats.
A hopeless wanderer; give me love.

Also, superheroes, minions, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

“The truth is, I pretend to be a cynic, but I am really a dreamer who is terrified of wanting something she may never get.”
- Joanna Hoffman


Lately | A Blog Named SCOUT
  • *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
  • *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
  • *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
  • *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
  • *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

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Wheat field - The Cotswolds, England


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